My Beloved Economy

MY BELOVED CONSUMER

Dear Customer:

I am bound to inform you today that my local stand on Cerrito 1208 will no longer function. It will be shut down and so all of our costumer-directed operations will be concentrated on our Microcenter location.

Now, we live in a clear known state of economic welfare that can be considered as slow but the real thing is that, as much as I was always pleased to serve you in this ground, there is simply not enough quantity of costumer as for me to mantain this workplace. You must have notice if, as a frequent visitor see the low pace of operations and accordingly, by irony, how much time was devoted to your requests and effort was put in order to maximize your level of satisfaction.

It must be clear that this is not because we do not care about you. To the worth of your money it must be added the kind of relationships we engaged ourselves in each of your arrivals. I have to confess I was always shy and so I never had the courage to propose any external meetings. It is the price to pay when you devote yourself in a business you cannot completely afford, and meet incredible people you just cannot keep in touch with anymore. Don't think my heart is not moved, our competitors are more than thrilled with this decission and that is intensely painful.

I hope you come visit us anytime to our headquarters location. Beyond the cost of removing our brand from a designated zone within a city, I hate not being able to say that I will do all that I can do with the resources I'm granted, to keep you as pleased as you were, as pleased as you deserve.

Have a good day. Only time will tell what the cost of this end is. I will never understand this economy. So beautiful and naïve, one of my most endearing ant holes.

The Beggining of a Better Essay

The Argentinian, I suspect, has done enough as his taste recalls, and given up trying to be understood. Not that they are uninteligible, but acts as if they are used not to be comprehended. They speak constantly, very reiteratively, and there is a point when they simply refuse, unreasonably, look away and it's done. A frequent natural wonder often takes place, when one Argentinian makes a question to another and is answered another thing, then they start speaking, one above the other, until they notice they're on opposite sides, maybe even into the same subject. Minutes go with rectifications and explanation of the road of his mind, sometimes including some light cotidianity background.

Almost Unsent

Your comprehension and perseverance has me absorbed.

You can count on the fact that, if I come back, and if you still await, I'll be your since then and I'l devote to you forever.

You are a big lesson of patience and love I and to make accomplished.

Call Center Onthologics: Agent Unredeemed

After being expelled because of a low sales volume, the call center industry gains me back with fully secured wages, health, fund and more life quality upgrades.

Call Center Onthologics II is on.

The Call Center Onthologics is now impersonated by the 

Agent Unredeemed.

One more. The academical dismisal

Never place questions outside the teacher's theoretical framework.

Never as through an uncommon rule of order.

Apologize for discussing philosophy of science wich does not aid to the effective proccess of worker's training.

Count the time and add a regular and correct joke. It will always must expose the self-centeredness you swim into.

Don't try too hard. There is no need.

Agent Unredeemed: The Call Center Playlist

Bloc Party - Pioneers 

School of Language - Keep your water 

Dinosaur Jr. - Crumble 

The Stone Roses - I want to be adored 

Cloud Cult - The tornado lessons 

There is no freedom of speech without speculation

No one would dare to question speculation. Because what would it be of freedom of speech without it? The Securities Market is only the hint of deceiving, of the difference between prices willing to be paid and prices due to be charged. This sounds a little boring so I'll stop.

Language in its mathematical structure is the equivalent of axiological mathematics, where the scientific discourse sails from. I do not feel myself while writing this. Structured discourse impersonates as the development of a proposition. It’s like I have to say something because I thought about the great idea of linking speculation with freedom of speech. In such exact system where the objective truth hinges, statistical uncertainty has the name of perjury, defining the word as the chance of something not to be true. Because if defined strictly, and the proposition were not true defining perjury as such, it’d happen directly that its inverse would be indeed true and that would lead us back to the deterministic field.

Statistics are highly speculative. Freedom of speech legally grants the right of pronouncing from the point of view of subjective truth, as ridiculous as it may sound. Soon we notice democracy is a complex act of emergence from a biological state, and as far as it concerns to our question, it is a natural effect the need of convert exactitude of language in a possibility that deviates from the commitment to objectiveness. Speculation, at last, is an act impossible to be condemned, because, as I tried to prove, it is a seminal feature of the human condition.

My language is highly mathematical. It seems to me to be speaking the only possible way, considering the situation in its extent. Power of the numerical function broadens my mind of fleeing the nest. So I remain, mathematical statistic.