Sunday, September 14, 2008

Now I Am Sad (Call Center Onthologics)

No more cubans with the need to keep in touch with their relatives, even if it is ephemeral.




No more funny American officers trying to play smart, with the necessary backstage generalized laughter.





No more helpful Dominican Republicans helping out with all of their effort so I get to make a sale to them.




No more wise-ass Center Americans who led me to believe and let me carry all the way through only to hang up few steps behind my sale.




No more Peruvians. They can get a deal of under ¢4 per minute in calls from the US to Peru. That's unhidable.




Never had Mexicans, Argentinians, Brazilians, Europeans, or Asians. The less people the better right?

Dos And Don'ts Inside The Call Center (Call Center Onthologics)

  • Guners: No. They make general the loud, yell and screaming.
  • Television: Yes. They're to be listened in peace but still there are some lively melodies that come around (and please, listen to Marquee Moon now!)
  • Moby: No. I just don't favor him.
  • Ladytron: No. Their ambient has a specific strength and it's not easy to stay in a call center with Ladytron on the head (yet I do! What's wrong!)
  • The Lords of Altamont: Yes. Why not, they are showing up for the first time. I might be more focused when attend calmly.
  • Carolina Liar: Yes, another surprise. It's kind of cute and tranquilizer.
  • Yorke: Three times yes. Makes look your role as depressing. This time thought, esthetically depressing.
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers: Yes. Sure. Every once in a while a mainstream classic counts for the cheer that cannot keep up with the outstanding pace of my own mediocrity.
Over and Over and
Fired!
This has been an The Everlasting Orange & Duque Corp., Inc. Thanks to all.
September 11th, 2008. 2055