The Beggining of a Better Essay

The Argentinian, I suspect, has done enough as his taste recalls, and given up trying to be understood. Not that they are uninteligible, but acts as if they are used not to be comprehended. They speak constantly, very reiteratively, and there is a point when they simply refuse, unreasonably, look away and it's done. A frequent natural wonder often takes place, when one Argentinian makes a question to another and is answered another thing, then they start speaking, one above the other, until they notice they're on opposite sides, maybe even into the same subject. Minutes go with rectifications and explanation of the road of his mind, sometimes including some light cotidianity background.

Almost Unsent

Your comprehension and perseverance has me absorbed.

You can count on the fact that, if I come back, and if you still await, I'll be your since then and I'l devote to you forever.

You are a big lesson of patience and love I and to make accomplished.

Call Center Onthologics: Agent Unredeemed

After being expelled because of a low sales volume, the call center industry gains me back with fully secured wages, health, fund and more life quality upgrades.

Call Center Onthologics II is on.

The Call Center Onthologics is now impersonated by the 

Agent Unredeemed.

One more. The academical dismisal

Never place questions outside the teacher's theoretical framework.

Never as through an uncommon rule of order.

Apologize for discussing philosophy of science wich does not aid to the effective proccess of worker's training.

Count the time and add a regular and correct joke. It will always must expose the self-centeredness you swim into.

Don't try too hard. There is no need.

Agent Unredeemed: The Call Center Playlist

Bloc Party - Pioneers 

School of Language - Keep your water 

Dinosaur Jr. - Crumble 

The Stone Roses - I want to be adored 

Cloud Cult - The tornado lessons 

There is no freedom of speech without speculation

No one would dare to question speculation. Because what would it be of freedom of speech without it? The Securities Market is only the hint of deceiving, of the difference between prices willing to be paid and prices due to be charged. This sounds a little boring so I'll stop.

Language in its mathematical structure is the equivalent of axiological mathematics, where the scientific discourse sails from. I do not feel myself while writing this. Structured discourse impersonates as the development of a proposition. It’s like I have to say something because I thought about the great idea of linking speculation with freedom of speech. In such exact system where the objective truth hinges, statistical uncertainty has the name of perjury, defining the word as the chance of something not to be true. Because if defined strictly, and the proposition were not true defining perjury as such, it’d happen directly that its inverse would be indeed true and that would lead us back to the deterministic field.

Statistics are highly speculative. Freedom of speech legally grants the right of pronouncing from the point of view of subjective truth, as ridiculous as it may sound. Soon we notice democracy is a complex act of emergence from a biological state, and as far as it concerns to our question, it is a natural effect the need of convert exactitude of language in a possibility that deviates from the commitment to objectiveness. Speculation, at last, is an act impossible to be condemned, because, as I tried to prove, it is a seminal feature of the human condition.

My language is highly mathematical. It seems to me to be speaking the only possible way, considering the situation in its extent. Power of the numerical function broadens my mind of fleeing the nest. So I remain, mathematical statistic.

Surviving with $3.9 a day from 29.09 to 04.11, both in my best 2008

So I have $150 for the next 38 days. That accounts for $3.947 a day. From this moment on, I'll approximate to the closest cent. Let's throw some numbers:

I need milk. By buying a litre every 2 days, I'll spend ($1.76×19days) = $33.44

Another option is to get milk every three days, which will cost me ($1.76×13) = $22.88

Counting the time by the amount of milk I will drink along days as units of time, I come up with the terms Twice A Milk (2D-a-M) and Three Times a Milk (3D-a-M).

Funny thing. Have you seen the table of 1.76? I'll put it at the end.

I also buy rice or pasta that lasts for me 4 days each. With prices ranging around $2.4, I'll spend ($2.40×2×9) = $43.20

I buy a mixture of sugared flakes and oatmeal to last 5 days. At a maximum price of $5, the cost is ($5×8) = $ 40

The survival state will be completed with a carton of eggs for the month at $10.

Oh alright, let's add a bag of cookies every 3 days ($1.99×13) = $25.87

Day twice a Milk:

So far, that gives me a subtotal of $152.51 or a daily spending of $4.01, meaning I'll have a $52.51 debt a month and a ¢7 debt a day. The lack of consideration for this out of control state will pop out somewhere between this line and the final.

Day three times a Milk:

Gives a subtotal of $141.95 or a daily spending of $3.74 wich means $8.05 free a month and ¢21 free a day.

How to tab a table into plain text:

 Mode | Subtotal | Daily Spending | Period Remaining Amount | Daily Remaining Amount

------ ------- ------- ------- -------

2D-a-M* | $152.51 | $4.01 | -$2.51 | -¢7

3D-a-M**| $141.95 | $3.74 | $8.05 | ¢21

I am a pig. I am drinking way too much milk. I'm so fat. That's what makes me so unattractive. That's why nobody loves me. I am a transaturated fat companion human transport. I'm just as ugly on the inside as what everyone scares of in the outside. I'll drink a unit less of day a milk. that That would be the end of the first part of my first Argentinian Survival Paper. I will continue.

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The drains of my behavior might rely on

Teeth Cleaning Substitute Gum: A sudden purchase because of an oral discomfort. The answer is simple. Wash my teeth three times a day (Stand correctly).

(Monthly waste of $12)

Yumi's breakfast: This delicious girl which I hang out at classes always makes me buy even more delicious breakfasts, but the neath truth is that I can afford her. It. God. I have the running away choice or the honest one that will make me look like begging for food. Oh she's so nice. I have no other choice.

(Monthly waste of $60 Holy Cow)

Wednesday Choripan: A nice and typical side I have nothing but to recommend. I don't think anyone searching for food critique will end in here, but I will give space only to point that this restaurant is located in Maipú St., between Corrientes Ave. and Lavalle walking road. It is the best of the city and it costs only $4.

(Monthly waste of $16)

An usual and timely inaccurate feeling of starvation: Just add water.

Metro's fake promos: I will not surrender only for the unused stock of last season at multinational food corporations. Period.

(Monthly waste of ($18)

Long Distance Calls: I'll write a lot of mails. That oughta do.

(Monthly waste of $60+)

Transportation: Walk. Run.

(Monthly waste of $14.40)

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The noneconomical consequences of my savings state is

the chance of losing friends, sex partners, and what is more important, business contacts.

unhealthy weight loss. But I needed that.

selfishness. I'm so tired of sharing. I did not run out from a family to jump right into another one!

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The allowed gaps of spending, which have been proggrammed in a separated account is

Gym: Not more than $75. I'll have to add the jumpsuit.

Copies: Not more than $10. I already spent more than $100 on valuable books, I think that's pretty enough!

Rent: $380 at most. Hopefully I'll get a nicer cheaper place.

Loan: Not this month. But a digital unwired telephonic device is a must.

Deposits: It's a returnable fund. With the increasing of ARP, it's almost an investment.

Bills: If a new nice place is found, cannot exceed the $200.

Cutlery: Spend nothing. I have survived so far. Unless I need a matress and blankets.

Sex: It is all up to Yumi. I'll pay anything. There's no point on trying to look less desperate.

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All things considerded, my total spending in the next month will be $846.95.

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Discounting extremely occasional spendings, the Natural Survival Spending Amount accounts for $601.95. The Natural Survival Spending Amount will be defined as the minimum, which means the optimal, cost of life of me in Buenos Aires. Refering to the question in the audience, the rate is somewhat useful for other currencies. Will analyse some possible use destinations through two techniques: The Equally Proportionate Fares and the Converted Fares.

Bogotá (As the costliest city in its country): Equally, I believe it is possible to live in a regular place, maybe only a room. In there the transportation is almost mandatory. Convertedly, is impossible, let's consider that is the so called Colombian legal minimum wage ($452.590 COP)

This excercise must be replied on our next ideal destinations: Brasilia, New York, London, Hong Kong, and Mongolia.

Concluding remarks: Very little. I'm tired and I want to end. I feel guilty for taking on all this trouble (wait, I'm still missing the translation, ha). Writing this, even to noone in particular, makes me feel like it will come true. Any update I'll inform. What for. My only wish is there is a billion of me so general waste will end in the world. Although if such thing is not possible, that will mean that someone or something is carrying on some of my expenses. I'll feel bad. Pigger. Uncommunicative. Free.

 THE MULTIPLYING TABLE OF $1.76 (ARP)

$1.76 x  1 = $ 1.76 | $1.76 x 11 = $19.36

$1.76 x  2 = $ 3.52 | $1.76 x 12 = $21.12

$1.76 x  3 = $ 5.28 | $1.76 x 13 = $22.88

$1.76 x  4 = $ 7.04 | $1.76 x 14 = $24.64

$1.76 x  5 = $ 8.80 | $1.76 x 15 = $64.40

$1.76 x  6 = $10.56 | $1.76 x 16 = $28.16

$1.76 x  7 = $12.32 | $1.76 x 17 = $29.92

$1.76 x  8 = $14.08 | $1.76 x 18 = $31.68

$1.76 x  9 = $15.84 | $1.76 x 19 = $33.44

$1.76 x 10 = $17.60 | $1.76 x 20 = $35.20