There is no freedom of speech without speculation

No one would dare to question speculation. Because what would it be of freedom of speech without it? The Securities Market is only the hint of deceiving, of the difference between prices willing to be paid and prices due to be charged. This sounds a little boring so I'll stop.

Language in its mathematical structure is the equivalent of axiological mathematics, where the scientific discourse sails from. I do not feel myself while writing this. Structured discourse impersonates as the development of a proposition. It’s like I have to say something because I thought about the great idea of linking speculation with freedom of speech. In such exact system where the objective truth hinges, statistical uncertainty has the name of perjury, defining the word as the chance of something not to be true. Because if defined strictly, and the proposition were not true defining perjury as such, it’d happen directly that its inverse would be indeed true and that would lead us back to the deterministic field.

Statistics are highly speculative. Freedom of speech legally grants the right of pronouncing from the point of view of subjective truth, as ridiculous as it may sound. Soon we notice democracy is a complex act of emergence from a biological state, and as far as it concerns to our question, it is a natural effect the need of convert exactitude of language in a possibility that deviates from the commitment to objectiveness. Speculation, at last, is an act impossible to be condemned, because, as I tried to prove, it is a seminal feature of the human condition.

My language is highly mathematical. It seems to me to be speaking the only possible way, considering the situation in its extent. Power of the numerical function broadens my mind of fleeing the nest. So I remain, mathematical statistic.

Surviving with $3.9 a day from 29.09 to 04.11, both in my best 2008

So I have $150 for the next 38 days. That accounts for $3.947 a day. From this moment on, I'll approximate to the closest cent. Let's throw some numbers:

I need milk. By buying a litre every 2 days, I'll spend ($1.76×19days) = $33.44

Another option is to get milk every three days, which will cost me ($1.76×13) = $22.88

Counting the time by the amount of milk I will drink along days as units of time, I come up with the terms Twice A Milk (2D-a-M) and Three Times a Milk (3D-a-M).

Funny thing. Have you seen the table of 1.76? I'll put it at the end.

I also buy rice or pasta that lasts for me 4 days each. With prices ranging around $2.4, I'll spend ($2.40×2×9) = $43.20

I buy a mixture of sugared flakes and oatmeal to last 5 days. At a maximum price of $5, the cost is ($5×8) = $ 40

The survival state will be completed with a carton of eggs for the month at $10.

Oh alright, let's add a bag of cookies every 3 days ($1.99×13) = $25.87

Day twice a Milk:

So far, that gives me a subtotal of $152.51 or a daily spending of $4.01, meaning I'll have a $52.51 debt a month and a ¢7 debt a day. The lack of consideration for this out of control state will pop out somewhere between this line and the final.

Day three times a Milk:

Gives a subtotal of $141.95 or a daily spending of $3.74 wich means $8.05 free a month and ¢21 free a day.

How to tab a table into plain text:

 Mode | Subtotal | Daily Spending | Period Remaining Amount | Daily Remaining Amount

------ ------- ------- ------- -------

2D-a-M* | $152.51 | $4.01 | -$2.51 | -¢7

3D-a-M**| $141.95 | $3.74 | $8.05 | ¢21

I am a pig. I am drinking way too much milk. I'm so fat. That's what makes me so unattractive. That's why nobody loves me. I am a transaturated fat companion human transport. I'm just as ugly on the inside as what everyone scares of in the outside. I'll drink a unit less of day a milk. that That would be the end of the first part of my first Argentinian Survival Paper. I will continue.

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The drains of my behavior might rely on

Teeth Cleaning Substitute Gum: A sudden purchase because of an oral discomfort. The answer is simple. Wash my teeth three times a day (Stand correctly).

(Monthly waste of $12)

Yumi's breakfast: This delicious girl which I hang out at classes always makes me buy even more delicious breakfasts, but the neath truth is that I can afford her. It. God. I have the running away choice or the honest one that will make me look like begging for food. Oh she's so nice. I have no other choice.

(Monthly waste of $60 Holy Cow)

Wednesday Choripan: A nice and typical side I have nothing but to recommend. I don't think anyone searching for food critique will end in here, but I will give space only to point that this restaurant is located in Maipú St., between Corrientes Ave. and Lavalle walking road. It is the best of the city and it costs only $4.

(Monthly waste of $16)

An usual and timely inaccurate feeling of starvation: Just add water.

Metro's fake promos: I will not surrender only for the unused stock of last season at multinational food corporations. Period.

(Monthly waste of ($18)

Long Distance Calls: I'll write a lot of mails. That oughta do.

(Monthly waste of $60+)

Transportation: Walk. Run.

(Monthly waste of $14.40)

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The noneconomical consequences of my savings state is

the chance of losing friends, sex partners, and what is more important, business contacts.

unhealthy weight loss. But I needed that.

selfishness. I'm so tired of sharing. I did not run out from a family to jump right into another one!

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The allowed gaps of spending, which have been proggrammed in a separated account is

Gym: Not more than $75. I'll have to add the jumpsuit.

Copies: Not more than $10. I already spent more than $100 on valuable books, I think that's pretty enough!

Rent: $380 at most. Hopefully I'll get a nicer cheaper place.

Loan: Not this month. But a digital unwired telephonic device is a must.

Deposits: It's a returnable fund. With the increasing of ARP, it's almost an investment.

Bills: If a new nice place is found, cannot exceed the $200.

Cutlery: Spend nothing. I have survived so far. Unless I need a matress and blankets.

Sex: It is all up to Yumi. I'll pay anything. There's no point on trying to look less desperate.

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All things considerded, my total spending in the next month will be $846.95.

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Discounting extremely occasional spendings, the Natural Survival Spending Amount accounts for $601.95. The Natural Survival Spending Amount will be defined as the minimum, which means the optimal, cost of life of me in Buenos Aires. Refering to the question in the audience, the rate is somewhat useful for other currencies. Will analyse some possible use destinations through two techniques: The Equally Proportionate Fares and the Converted Fares.

Bogotá (As the costliest city in its country): Equally, I believe it is possible to live in a regular place, maybe only a room. In there the transportation is almost mandatory. Convertedly, is impossible, let's consider that is the so called Colombian legal minimum wage ($452.590 COP)

This excercise must be replied on our next ideal destinations: Brasilia, New York, London, Hong Kong, and Mongolia.

Concluding remarks: Very little. I'm tired and I want to end. I feel guilty for taking on all this trouble (wait, I'm still missing the translation, ha). Writing this, even to noone in particular, makes me feel like it will come true. Any update I'll inform. What for. My only wish is there is a billion of me so general waste will end in the world. Although if such thing is not possible, that will mean that someone or something is carrying on some of my expenses. I'll feel bad. Pigger. Uncommunicative. Free.

 THE MULTIPLYING TABLE OF $1.76 (ARP)

$1.76 x  1 = $ 1.76 | $1.76 x 11 = $19.36

$1.76 x  2 = $ 3.52 | $1.76 x 12 = $21.12

$1.76 x  3 = $ 5.28 | $1.76 x 13 = $22.88

$1.76 x  4 = $ 7.04 | $1.76 x 14 = $24.64

$1.76 x  5 = $ 8.80 | $1.76 x 15 = $64.40

$1.76 x  6 = $10.56 | $1.76 x 16 = $28.16

$1.76 x  7 = $12.32 | $1.76 x 17 = $29.92

$1.76 x  8 = $14.08 | $1.76 x 18 = $31.68

$1.76 x  9 = $15.84 | $1.76 x 19 = $33.44

$1.76 x 10 = $17.60 | $1.76 x 20 = $35.20

Epilogue (Call Center Onthologics)

– Hola?

– Good evening?

– Yes, hello, what can I do you for?

– Well... I'm calling in behalf of a phone company... oh it's fine, it might be a wrong number.

– What do you say? a phone service? Could you please explain to me? You can take your time, brother.

– Well... okay, I'm offering you a free gift card of up to sixty minutes of international calls, depending on the country you usually call to.

– Really? Is it for free? Well I don't make any long distance calls, my whole family lives here in Miami.

– Oh, that's fine. Thanks for your time.

– Hold on, bro! Wait, wait, why don't you explain to me the whole thing? Who are you people, where are you, your prices?

– Really? Okay, well, we are a company from Sunny Isles and we want you to know us and the quality of our service... where do you make abroad calls usually?

– Hmmm... nowhere really. But wait, I was born in Dominican Republic. Let's say I have family there.

– Oh, okay... well at first you'll receive a sixty minutes courtesy of calls to Dominican Republic. If you wish to continue with us, we offer you a rate of ¢4 per minute with an additional bonus of...

– Yes? What kind of promotion do I get? You can tell me boy, just take your time.

– Yes, yes... we give you 10 minutes for each $10 that you charge on your line. But... it's okay, you don't have to do this, you won't be my sale anyway...

– That's okay, bro, leave that up to me. So tell me, How does this work? What do I have to do?

– First you have to give me some info. I'll activate your free minutes so you can use them in about an hour. The way it works is simple. Depending on your location, I'll give you an access code, which is a number to dial free of charge.

– I told you I live in Miami. What number is it?

– Yes, you dial the number, and once you're logged in, simply dial 011 followed by country and area codes, and finally the phone number of your destination.

– Ok, that wasn't what I ask but it's cool, bro, so, what kind of info to you need? My ID? My credit card number?

– As you can see it is better than a phone card because you don't have to learn a random and varying number. It is from your home, you only charge what you are going to use, with no monthly fees or connection costs. You can use our service on both phones and cellphones, inscribing up to ten lines to the same account. You can inscribe up to four right now.

– Bro, just tell me, what info do yo need? It's okay, take your time.

– I need only a name, your address with P. O. Box, and a phone line you want to inscribe and start using the service.

(Dominican Republican gives his personal info, that I won't share because I don't seem to remember)

– Thanks, Mr. Pedro. Now I'll ask you to write down the access code for your city. In Miami the number is...

– ... alright. It's checked.

– Well... Mr. Pedro, do you have any further questions?

– You have been a very gentle boy, bro, now tell me, do I have to make a charge or anything so you get your commission?

– Oh, no, not at all. You just have to let me deliver you our mail to your address. In about two days you'll get all our brochure, with instructions, the costumer service line, our promos and overall prices, and everything.

– Bueno...

– Oh, your courtesy will be activated within an hour but you have to use it in the next three days. Oh, and if you want to charge some credit you can do it using your credit card, your phone check, mail...

– All that is explained in the brochure.

– Oh, yeah, sure.

– What else can I do you for?

– Oh, nothing else, thank you. Have a good evening.

– You too, my friend.

– Bye.

Now I Am Sad (Call Center Onthologics)

No more cubans with the need to keep in touch with their relatives, even if it is ephemeral.

No more funny American officers trying to play smart, with the necessary backstage generalized laughter.

No more helpful Dominican Republicans helping out with all of their effort so I get to make a sale to them.

No more wise-ass Center Americans who led me to believe and let me carry all the way through only to hang up few steps behind my sale.

No more Peruvians. They can get a deal of under ¢4 per minute in calls from the US to Peru. That's unhidable.

Never had Mexicans, Argentinians, Brazilians, Europeans, or Asians. The less people the better right?

Dos And Don'ts Inside The Call Center (Call Center Onthologics)

• Guners: No. They make general the loud, yell and screaming.
• Television: Yes. They're to be listened in peace but still there are some lively melodies that come around (and please, listen to Marquee Moon now!)
• Moby: No. I just don't favor him.
• Ladytron: No. Their ambient has a specific strength and it's not easy to stay in a call center with Ladytron on the head (yet I do! What's wrong!)
• The Lords of Altamont: Yes. Why not, they are showing up for the first time. I might be more focused when attend calmly.
• Carolina Liar: Yes, another surprise. It's kind of cute and tranquilizer.
• Yorke: Three times yes. Makes look your role as depressing. This time thought, esthetically depressing.
• Red Hot Chili Peppers: Yes. Sure. Every once in a while a mainstream classic counts for the cheer that cannot keep up with the outstanding pace of my own mediocrity.

Over and Over and

Fired!

This has been an The Everlasting Orange & Duque Corp., Inc. Thanks to all.

September 11th, 2008. 2055

Doing Sales, Aspiring to Costumer Service (Call Center Onthologics)

I am amazed of me and my tongue because it's so fast.

This is what happens after standing for hours in front of the mirror at work. If you wish to know me physically, I will describe myself.

I truly believe in colorful ads placed in sky high buildings, sky obstructing buildings.

This is what happens after increases of the aggregated demand does not include a proper land policy. If you wish to deal with Metaphysics (math and physics) of society, I will explain in detail.

I collect songs from rock perspectives as long as they are recent or groovy, in fact my heaviest problem so far is to locate a growing quantity of over 10.270 songs.

This is what happens when technology goes for massive distribution along with copyright law diminish and a hint of freedom of speech. If you wish to access my precious source, I will tag and organize my monthly-lasting playlist.

Tubes of this year.

• I was with someone for over a month (not straight).
• I met parts of women who men parts of me... Platonic love crossed the line.
• I abandon school for Greater Winds within the same continent.
• I will start off a financial conglomerate.
• My own consultant advisor.
• My 160GB quickly running out of room.
• I betrayed my biggest provider, as the ancient myth said.
• Sex looks after you not otherwise.